Me: *listening to music on laptop*
Straight Friend: "so whatcha listening to? hardcore metal, bro? classic rock?"
Me: *nervous sweats*
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
This isn’t a complaint and it’s something I didn’t realize until someone else pointed it out, but I really love that scene where Anna punches Hans in the face and the other diplomats start cheering. Like, you guys don’t know what’s going on. Hans hasn’t shattered the illusion he’s a nice guy to you yet so why are you cheering? Did you just want to see someone get punched? It makes me laugh every time.
I’ve never noticed actually! How funny!
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them