the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
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across the spiderverse must have really flipped some timeline irl because this is the first time I’ve seen a character in media engineered as tumblr sexyman material (faceless, overly personable, quirky mannerisms, awkward and goofy but also dangerous, hole) ignored for the actual handsome character. feeling like someone’s middle aged dad rn going “isn’t this spot guy kind of like sans? I thought you and your friends loved this kind of thing” to my son who is lining the walls of his room with pictures of miguel ass.
(via himbofisher)
I think if they ever remake the Hunger Games one thing I would want them to add more in is how much of a pair Katniss and Peeta are.
From the beginning, they’re basically a package deal. From when they’re threatening Haymitch on the train with Peeta throwing the glass, which leads to Katniss and the knife to even how they play off one another when it comes to the star cross lovers act.
Neither of them could have won the games without the other. Peeta, while he had some strengths in the arena, shinned when he played the Capitol. Katniss was the better fighter in the arena, but she needed someone to play off of for social interactions. She would have been quickly forgotten of in that arena if she didn’t have Peeta to help keep their story going and her interactions with Rue.
It will make the devastation of them being ripped apart in Mockingjay so much worse. Katniss’ other half is gone, and they want her to now play a role that he excells at.
It will also make they’re coming back to one another that much sweeter, too. They’re a pair, and they’re gonna stay that way. Always coming back to one another.
(Also can we agree that if Peeta was in 13 from the start with or without Katniss, he would’ve taken control out from Coin in like less than two weeks. Peeta Manipulator Mellark everybody, Coin would be shaken in her revolution needing wig)
Ugh this is so true though! Her other half was gone in Mockingjay! And she was expected to now play both roles! Because they didn’t rescue Peeta and now she has to play his part! But no one could ever play his part! Even Katniss says so in many many subtle ways throughout the book! How many times did my girl long for him! The real him! The one she knew and loved! Because even as he came back he was still gone! Right when she needed him most!
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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